Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Boy :- Ok.
Girl :- But where will you take me?
Boy :- We will go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant).
Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's
(A brutally costly place)
Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick
you up from your place.
Boy picks up girl at 7, On the way...
Boy :- Once I had pani puri (a.k.a. gol-gappa, an indian
street food) competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated
me.
Girl :- What's so difficult in it?
Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is
difficult.
Girl :- I can easily beat you.
Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.
Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?
Girl :- Let's see.
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall. They start eating.
After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up. The girl was also full, but to defeat
her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."
The bill was JUST 120rs.
No comments:
Post a Comment